Dating Tips By Bukowski – (Window № 10)

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Dieser Beitrag ist für Köche unter 18 Jahren nicht geeignet.
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Pic: Augsburg – 14.01.2018 – Cheers to Birgit (Saetze & Schaetze)

Wer putzt bei Euch die Küche, nachdem Er seine Koch–Ambitionen ausgelebt habt? In Schwaben ist das ganz einfach: Schaffe, schaffe, Spülmaschine. Andernorts jedoch gilt — Ladies: Erst die Küche checken, und dann Lebenszeit sparen … (s.u.)

However: — Advice to the Ladies amongst you by Charles himself:

«Zeige mir einen Mann, der allein lebt und dessen Küche immer dreckig ist – und in 5 von 9 Fällen werde ich dir einen außergewöhnlichen Mann zeigen.»

«Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually dirty kitchen, and 5 times out of 9 I’ll show you an exceptional man.»

— Charles Bukowski, June 27th 1967 – over the 19th bottle of beer.


State of the art 1967 — State of the kitchen up to now … (?!)

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«Zeige mir einen Mann, der allein lebt und dessen Küche ständig sauber ist – und in 8 von 9 Fällen werde ich dir einen Mann mit abscheulichen spirituellen Qualitäten zeigen.»

«Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I’ll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.»

— Charles Bukowski, June 27th 1967 – over the 20th bottle of beer

«Often, the state of the kitchen is the state of the mind — confused and unsure men, pliable men are the thinkers. Their kitchens are like their minds, cluttered with garbage, dirty ware, impurity, but they are aware of their mind–state and find some humor in it — at times, with a violent burst of fire they defy the eternal deities and come up with a lot of shining that we sometimes call creation — just as at times they will get half drunk and clean up their kitchens. but soon again all falls into disorder and they are in darkness again, in need of babo, pills, prayer, sex, luck and salvation. the man with the ever–orderly kitchen is the freak — however. Beware of him. His kitchen–state is his mind–state: all in order – settled – he has let life condition him quickly to a basened and hardened complex of defensive and soothing thought–order. If you listen to him for ten minutes you will know that anything he says in a lifetime will be essentially meaningless and always dull. He is a cement man. There are more cement men than other kinds of men. so if you are looking for a living man, first check his kitchen and save yourself time.»

From: «Erections, Ejaculations, Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness» (1972)


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